Fans of a solo artist on solo artist’s live concert when the band are introduced:

Guitarist: Oh guitarists are like rock stars, aren’t they? Right there in front of the stage! Great stuff! *fervent applause*

Pianist: Oh I know what a piano sounds like! Great! *applause applause*

Bass player: Well, they’re quite close to the guitarist, so that’s something to consider. *polite applause*

Drummer: Ok so you’re on stage too *clap*